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16 Blocks
Bruce Willis and Mos Def are both pretty good in 16 Blocks.  Willis really looks the part of a washed up, out of shape, alcoholic cop.  He gives an unusual and interesting performance.  This is an involving and enjoyable action film that has a somewhat predictable end. 3 ½ Stars Out of 5
 
The Saddest Music In the World
The Saddest Music In the World is a very odd film that will appeal only to a very select few adventurous souls.  It succeeds for the most part in the look of a late 20's or early 30's film.  It's so realistic, at times I thought old stock footage was being used - it wasn't.  It does have a few inspired moments…especially a few involving one of the main character's beer filled glass legs.  One man I talked to after the film said it was the worst film he'd ever seen.  I don't agree, but be forewarned…it is a strange, bizarre movie. 
3 Stars Out of 5
 
Sahara
Sahara by first time director and son of Disney chief Michael Eisner, Breck Eisner, is much too long.  There is lots of flab especially in the first two thirds of the movie.  It drags and drags to the point of boredom.  But then the last third of the film kicks in and we have a pretty good ending.  The three stars, Matthew McConneghey, Penelope Cruz and Steve Zahn, are OK, but weak direction handicaps them, especially the comic lines by the usually hilarious Steve Zahn who seems to lose all the punch in the punch lines.  This is an Indiana Jones wanna-be.  It's not as good, but it is kinda fun. 
3 Stars Out of 5

The Santa Clause 2
The Santa Clause 2 is even better than the original. It is a very funny, sweet movie, with lots of action that kids and parents will love. Tim Allen is wonderful in his dual roles as Santa, and as the maniacal, evil, toy Santa. This is a never dull, fun movie-going experience for the whole family. The Santa Clause 2 is an absolute delight!4 Stars Out of 5

The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
Laughs are absent in The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause.  It is a strained, forced and bloated film with none of the charm of the first two movies.  I was looking forward to the pairing of Tim Allen and Martin Short, but Allen is on autopilot and Short is just irritating.  This film is like opening your presents on Christmas morning only to find out they were all just wrapping paper and bows.  It's just the trash with no presents.  That's this movie.  Just trash.  2 stars Out of 5

Sarah Landon and the Paranormal Hour - Freestyle Releasing - Rated PG
In the extremely low budget Sarah Landon and the Paranormal Hour, the actors look like the film makers hired their neighbors to act.  This movie has some of the worst acting I've ever seen in a movie!  It also contains some very bad direction and klunky editing.  It should have been called Sarah Landon and the Amateur Hour…1 ½ Stars Out of 5

The Savages - Fox Searchlight - Rated R
The Savages features magnificent performances from the amazing Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Laura Linney and Phillip Bosco in an extraordinarily well written film about a difficult subject that is approached with a touch of warmth and lots of sharp, bittersweet gallows humor.  This dysfunctional family story is unsentimental, sometimes funny, and very good.  4 Stars Out of 5

Saved
Saved points out the hypocrisy that is sometimes present in religion with a sharp sense of humor that is sometimes uncomfortable to watch, but is often funny. Ultimately the film sends mixed signals, but the very good cast keeps it from going too far into ridiculous parody or a mean spirited lampoon.
3 Stars Out of 5

Saw
Saw is unique and disturbing, brutal and imaginative. If you are a fan of horror/gore movies, you'll like this. It's not just another formula slasher movie where one by one people get knocked off. There are some scenes that will make you gag, and cringe, but this ends up being a fairly intelligent film that keeps you guessing. Overall, the acting isn't all that great, and it's the second movie in a row where Danny Glover has been really bad.
3 ½ Stars Out of 5

Saw II
If you are a horror fan, then you have seen Saw.  It was imaginative and original.  Saw II on the other hand isn't quite so original or quite so imaginative.  But it's still a (excuse the pun) cut above any of the recent horror flicks out there.  There is more brilliant deviant depravity, and more of Jigsaw than the first, which is the film's strength.  He is riddled with cancer, and still creepier than any villain since Hannibal Lechter.  If you liked the first, you'll like the sequel.  3 Stars Out of 5

Saw III
Saw III takes its audience into the base elements of humanity.  Devoid of any scares, it's not as imaginative as the first or even the second.  This is brutal and grotesque, but feels more lurid and disgusting than the first two.  There is less imagination and story and really wants to just get to the gore.  More disturbing, this has a voyeuristic feel to it, almost pornographic in its torture, and sinks more to the level of a snuff film.  2 Stars Out of 5

Saw IV - Lionsgate - Rated R
What started off as a smart and interesting premise in the first of the series has declined with each subsequent offering, and has hit rock bottom in the incomprehensible Saw IV.  This features a ludicrous, cobbled together story that pops characters in and out before you know who they are!  I came, I saw, I scratched my head.  Like Jigsaw, this film is Dead on Arrival.  2 Stars Out of 5

Scary Movie 3
Scary Movie 3 isn't scary except for the shear number of laughs present as the movie roars through its spoofs on The Ring, Signs, 8 Mile, The Matrix and a sprinkling of several others. It's gross, and it's outrageous (although not as outrageous as the first two.) If you want to laugh, you will at Scary Movie 3.
3 ½ Stars Out of 5

Scary Movie 4
Scary Movie 4 is a worthy addition to the series.  If you liked the first three, you'll love this, but it might help to first see The Village, The Grudge, Saw and War of The Worlds so you get the parody.  There are a few misfires, but most of the jokes work and are at the expense of Tom Cruise.   The end features his famous couch jumping scene on the Oprah show.  But I think the real thing was funnier.  4 Stars Out of 5

School for Scoundrels
For a movie to really work, you have to believe it.  School for Scoundrels is never quite believable.  It crosses over to the absurd almost immediately and never really finds its bearings.  Jon Heder is a nerd.  OK, I can believe that.  But paying 5000 dollars to go to a school to have Billy Bob Thorton lecture about taking what you want and lie and fight to get it, not so much.  That said, the film does have its moments and there are more than a few laughs, in this competitive, revenge farce.   3 Stars Out of 5 

School of Rock
The School of Rock stars Jack Black in a role that was written for him. He has never really been given a chance to let loose and show the world what he could do until this film. No one else could have done what he accomplishes here. He gives a dynamic performance that is filled with warmth and tons of laughs. This is definitely one of the funniest films this year.4 Stars Out of 5

Scooby Doo
The highlight of this film is a flatulation contest, so you know things are pretty bad. I liked the cartoon as a kid...But the only thing I liked about the movie was Matthew Lillard's dead-on impersonation of Shaggy. Scooby Doo is a dog. My kids liked it a little better...but not much.2 stars out of 5

Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
If you liked the first, you'll probably like the second.  I hated the first, and I hated the second.  It's not as bad as say, Cat In the Hat which was truly horrific.  But I'm alarmed at the trend of what is passing for family entertainment.  Lots of eye candy, colorful sets, and special effects, but no plot, bad computer animation, and plenty of potty humor.  At one point in the movie some protesters rename Mystery Inc into Mystery Stink.  Yup, it's scooby poo.
1 1/2 Stars Out of 5

The Sea Inside
Javier Bardem deserves the acclaim he is getting for his performance in The Sea Inside.  The film brings up an uncomfortable subject.  Just when does a person have the right to die?  This is a true story, and is not easy to watch.  But I wondered why this man was so intent on killing himself, when he had so much yet to offer.  I don't think the film delved into that deep enough. 
3 1/2 Stars Out of 5

Seabiscuit
Seabiscuit is easily the best major release of the summer. Perfect casting superb acting from everyone in the cast, along with exciting action make for a great film. But this has several layers. There's the historic backdrop of the true story during the depression. Add the wonderfully written screenplay and beautifully shot cinematography. But most of all, there's an incredibly inspirational message that will win your heart and your mind for a long time to come. This is a film you'll want to see again and again. I do.5 Stars Out of 5

Secondhand Lions
In Secondhand Lions Haley Joel Osment's a bit squeeky, the movie's a little bit sappy at the end, but this is a family friendly film that features strong performances by Robert Duvall and Michael Caine.3 Stars Out of 5

Secret Things
Secret Things is a tawdry movie that midway through shows promise, but then decays into a porn flick…
1 Star Out of 5
 
Secret Window
Secret Window is a pretty good film. And it's all because of Johnny Depp.  His performance turns what might have been a mediocre film at best into something that is riveting and extraordinarily watchable.  He makes you watch his every move.  Steven King's story has enough twists and clues along the way to make it a lot of fun.  4 Stars Out of 5

See No Evil
See No Evil is produced by the folks that give us professional wresting, and stars the wrester, Kane as an expressionless, murderous near mute who enjoys picking peoples eyeballs out with his fingernails as he murders them one by one.  I think I've said enough, but you know that's gotta be entertaining!  And just wait for all the acting and writing awards this …film…will…get…uhem..  1 Star Out of 5

Seed of Chucky
Why? Why did the producers of this film see the need for Seed of Chucky? Only to pick your pockets and fill theirs! This is poorly acted, vile, disgusting piece of trash that is sure to offend everyone. Avoid it at all costs!
1 Star Out of 5

The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising - 20th Century Fox - Rated PG
The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising is the latest movie from a series of kid's books, but it has something for the whole family.  I found it to be a well put together, engrossing and enjoyable family adventure.  3 ½ Stars Out of 5

Semi-Pro - New Line - Rated R
Semi-Pro has a few moments, but Will Ferrell's laugh machine seems to be running out of gas.  The movie's funny parts are all in the trailer.  Semi-Pro obviously refers to the joke writers of this limp comedy.  It can only dribble and never provides a slam dunk.  Semi-Pro is barely semi-amusing and mostly shoots air-balls.  2 Stars Out of 5

The Sentinel
The Sentinel Is an action thriller that is fairly smart, with a mostly interesting plot, and a look at the inner workings of the Secret Service.  Michael Douglas is believable and enjoyable as is the rest of the cast.  I spotted who the bad guy was quickly, but that didn't matter, because there's enough action to keep you involved and believing that 61 year old Michael Douglas can still do stunts like that!  3 ½ Stars Out of 5

September Dawn
September Dawn is heavy handed, and decidedly anti-Mormon.  It implicates Brigham Young in the murders of 120 innocent settlers.  But controversy does not a good movie make…There is some low budget movie overacting - especially by Jon Voight, and poor direction along with some potentially over-reaching "dramatic license."  If you want to find out what really happened that September day in 1857, Google it.  2 ½ Stars Out of 5

Serenity
Serenity is an entertaining space opera that has elements of Star Wars, Star Trek, and yes, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.  The dialogue is fresh and snappy, and this film is a lot of fun.  You don't need to have ever seen the TV show it is based on, just go to have a good time!  3 ½  Stars Out of 5

Serving Sara
A somewhat mediocre comedy that's a little mean spirited. Elizabeth Hurley looks great, but Matthew Perry admits to being hung over for most of this film, and looks it.
2 ½ Stars Out of 5

The Shaggy Dog
Disney's remake of The Shaggy Dog is bland but serviceable.  It pales in comparison to the original.  Not that it doesn't have its funny moments, it does.  But, it ends up being kind of corny.  This doesn't have enough to keep the interest of the real little ones, but kids from around 4 or 5 through 12 should love it.  I'd say save some money and buy the original on DVD.  2 ½ Stars Out of 5

Shall We Dance
Shall We Dance is a film that has a lot of heart. It stays away from where I thought it might go. That of a middle aged man in a mid-life crisis looking for love in all the wrong places, but finding it with J-Lo on the dance floor. It swerves a bit differently which was refreshing. She's not interested in anything on the dance floor or anywhere else except dance. The cast is great, Jennifer Lopez is measured and a bit strained, Richard Gere and Susan Sarandon give their usual, but Stanley Tucci steals the show with his lawyer who hides behind a wig and false teeth so he can fulfill his dancing passion. His performance helps make this an audience pleaser.
3 ½ Stars Out of 5

Shanghai Knights
Shanghai Knights feels a touch contrived. The likeability of Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson compensates though. They have great chemistry here, but the movie itself is no work of art. But we didn't go to this movie to see a great plot or great dialogue…we want to see lots of action and have a few laughs. And that's exactly what we get. But, unfortunately, the requisite out-takes at end provide the most laughs.
3 Stars Out of 5

Shark Tale
The opening minutes of Shark Tale are so packed with jokes and sight gags, I found myself wanting a "pause" button! It's a little too long on the hip street stuff and not long enough on warmth and heart to make it an animated classic. It's no Shrek or Finding Nemo, but it's got enough inside jokes to keep the grownups amused and enough else for the kids.
3 Stars Out of 5

Shattered Glass
Hayden Christiansen is wooden as Aniken Sywalker and turns in a one-dimensional performance in  Shattered Glass.  The movie is about a fascinating true story concerning fabricating the news, but the movie doesn't compel, and doesn't dig deep enough into the main character to give us his motivation for making up stories.
2 1/2 Stars Out of 5

Shaun of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead is not your typical zombie movie. Sure it has the typical zombie movie
elements…the dead reanimating into flesh eating monsters, and plenty of gore. But this also has a fantastic sense of humor. It is extremely entertaining especially in the opening scenes when we are given hints about the impending zombie invasion, but Shaun is so wrapped up in his own problems he misses them all. This is a witty, fun movie!
4 Stars Out of 5

She's The Man
She's The Man stars the wonderful Amanda Bynes in a cookie cutter movie that does little to show off her comedic talent.  She is never convincing as a soccer player, or as a male.  The film has a few moments that are laugh inducing, but while I found this film barely tolerable, my daughter and her friends loved it.   3 Stars Out of 5

Shine A Light - Paramount - Rated PG-13
Mick Jaggar and Keith Richards on an Imax screen?  While it is truly frightening, Shine A Light isn't really a horror film.  The stones in all their geriatric glory can still rock the house, but this underwhelming set of 15 or so tunes spliced with historical footage fails to excite.  It's just got too many obscure songs with too many shots up Mick's nose, and more zooming into his dental work.  By the time we see Mick and Christina Aguilera grinding, I had had enough.    2 Stars Out of 5

Shoot 'Em Up
One-liners abound in Shoot 'Em Up, a gluttonous, wild and raucous action flick with a dark sense of humor, and more gunshots than are usually in 10 or 20 regular action films.  Punctuated by loud rock music, snazzy visual effects and the occasional moment of stupidity, it plays like a comic book.
Shoot 'Em Up is wisecracking hyperactivity on steroids!  3 Stars Out of 5

Shooter
Shooter is a movie for those who think "they" really ARE out to get you.  It's a   conspiracy yarn that is thrilling, moves quickly and is always involving.  Mark Wahlberg is very believable, as is Michael Pena, but Danny Glover sounds like he is having trouble with "shome new denshers."  Overall though, Shooter hits the bulls-eye.  3 ½ Stars Out of 5

Shopgirl
Shopgirl is a film that is funny, touching, involving and exceptional.  Steve Martin turns in a brilliant, understated performance, while Claire Danes is the best she's ever been.  Jason Schwartzman also impressed me with his funny and quirky role.  Shopgirl made me remember why I love the movies.  4 ½ Stars Out of 5

Shrek 2
Shrek 2 is filled with so many laughs and puns it'll take repeated viewings to catch them all.  The animation is better than the first, and I think that number two may be funnier than the first as well.  It is incredibly enjoyable-it had me laughing to the point of tears on more than one occasion.  All of the characters are great, Eddie Murphy's Donkey gets more than his share of laughs, and the addition of Antonio Banderas' Puss In Boots is an inspired addition.  I loved Shrek 2, and you will too! 
4 ½ Stars Out of 5

Shrek The Third
Shrek The Third time is not the charm.  That ole' Shrek magic is gone.  The fun of the first two films has disappeared.   This one is just stale.  Uninspired, stale jokes, and stale everything.  Shrek is a nice guy now, blanded down along with Donkey who also used to be hilarious.  Oh, and Justin Timberlake's performance as a cartoon voice is so "good", I've already forgotten it.  This Shrek is about as fresh and delightful as ogre's breath.  2 ½ Stars Out of 5

Shutter - 20th Century Fox - Rated PG-13
Shutter is a supposed ghost story with not much of a pulse.  Ooh…there's a reflection…flickering lights!  A whisper…that's this film's idea of a big scare.  There just isn't any sign of life, much less anything that might shock or scare.  The name is supposed to be a clever play on the word shudder - as in, get the chills.  This one is barely lukewarm.  Here's a better name for it, Snoozer. 1 ½ Stars Out of 5

SiCKO
SiCKO is Michael Moore's latest work of fiction disguised as a documentary.  The film drags and is not very entertaining.  Moore's condescending narration sounds like he thinks his audience has the intelligence of a goldfish.  Even his stunts seem disingenuous.  Its heavy-handed message is pronounced with unending repetition…every other country is better than the USA.  OK, Mike, we get it.  Why don't you just move?  1 ½ Stars Out of 5

Sideways
Sideways is absolutely brilliant! I loved every minute. It succeeds admirably on every one of its multiple levels. The script is funny, poignant, and hugely entertaining. The dialogue is witty and sharp, and the cast is perfect! Paul Giamati and Thomas Hayden Church have just the right chemistry and Sandra Oh and Virginia Madsen are superb. Look for several Oscar nominations for this film. It is easily the best film so far this year. And certainly my favorite.
5 Stars Out of 5

Signs
This is an intriguing, spooky return to form by director and writer M. Night Shyamalan. There are a few good jumps here, but the highlights of this film are the outstanding performances by Mel Gibson and Joaquin Phoenix. This movie is really good. You won't be disappointed.
4 ½ Stars Out of 5

Silent Hill
I'm a big fan of Silent Hill - The Video Games.  But in the long list of turning video games into movies, most, if not all, have been dismal failures.  Silent Hill now joins the group.  It starts out OK.  It really looks good, it captures the mood and feel and there are several scenes from the games in the movie.  There's really not much plot.  It's a lot like the video game.  The main character travels from place to place each time uncovering a new set of monsters.  But in the last third of the film it falls apart and turns into a silly "lets burn witches at the stake" movie.  2 ½ Stars Out of 5

Silver City
So much talent….so much waste. Silver City has so many superb actors, I can't list them all. It could have been biting political satire, but ends up being a very heavy handed long winded environmentalist anti-mining and anti development movie. Chris Cooper plays a George Bush-like character with the last name of Pilager. Get it? This film starts out promising, but then grinds to a halt from the overbearing weight of it's own preachiness.
2 Stars Out of 5

The Simpsons Movie
There is good news and bad news with The Simpsons Movie.  The Good news is it's just like the TV show.  That's also the bad news.  It's funny - especially the first 30 minutes, but it does drag a bit in the middle.  Nothing too terrible though.  In the opening sequence, Homer taunts the audience for paying to see something that can be seen on TV for free.  Lesson learned.  3 ½ Stars Out of 5

Simone
Simone is a movie star that takes the world by storm. What the world doesn't know is that she's computer generated. Her director and creator played by Al Pacino sees his career skyrocket by putting her in his movies. After a while he starts to feel bad about putting one-over onto the film-going public. Funny, how in this case life DOESN'T imitate art! We never believe any of this contrived flimflam that wears thin after the first 30 minutes. The uncredited actress that plays Simone is so wooden that she could never take anything by storm, and Al Pacino's career has taken a hit by his appearance in this waste of time.
2 Stars Out of 5

Sin City
Sin City is a kind of cross between Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow and Kill Bill, with a healthy dose of Pulp Fiction thrown in for good measure.  It's the most violent movie of the year and one of the best!  The look of the film is captivating, but its entertainment value far exceeds any artistic success it has.  Its all-star cast is great, and, surprising.  The hit of the film is Mickey Rourke.  Yes, Mickey Rourke!  He hasn't made a good movie in years.  (Or, has he ever made a good movie?)  But he steals the show here, providing the films most entertaining moments.  This is not for the prude, or squeamish.  Several people got up and left part way through the movie.  But I was blown away, and I can't wait to see it again! 
4 ½ Stars Out of 5

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas doesn't have the broad family appeal that an animated film needs to be successful. This is no "Finding Nemo" The animation is pretty good, but the story isn't compelling. Loads of star power from Brad Pitt, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Catherine Zeta Jones cannot elevate this above the average kid flick.3 Stars Out of 5

The Singing Detective
Robert Downey Jr. shows what an amazing actor he is in The Singing Detective. He plays a man with a hideous skin disease that has affected his whole body. Unfortunately, his performance isn't enough to make this movie worth seeing. The 1980s BBC miniseries this is based on is usually cited as one of the hallmarks of television history.  The film has its moments. There is a devastatingly good word association scene between Downey and Mel Gibson, who plays a psychologist. The dialogue is sharp and witty. With a more talented director, this may have been movie magic, but in the end, it's just a very strange convolution of a movie.
2 ½ Stars Out of 5

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants is a teen chick flick that gets mushy and turns into a four box weeper.   It's much too long, but it has its moments.  The four young actresses that play the leads are all pretty good, and all show a lot of promise.  I was especially impressed with 12 year old Jenna Boyd who plays a young girl who is dying.  She was pretty good in The Missing and makes the film here.  Guys will want to stay as far away from this film as they can, but some girls may find it a pleasant diversion.  My 12 year old daughter said she hated it, but I did catch her crying a few times. 
2 ½ Stars Out of 5
 
Skeleton Key
Skeleton Key is not as the ads suggest.  It's not really a ghost story.  It's an eerie, somewhat supernatural hoodoo thriller (hoodoo is kind of like voodoo.) It's a little short on thrills, although the cast makes up for that a little bit with some nice performances.  Kate Hudson is pretty good, as is Gena Rowlands and Peter Sarsgaard.  The eerie atmosphere of the film adds a lot.  But the film is a bit of a let down when the big reveal is finally upon us.  My question?  Hoodoo this film scare? Not me, and probably not you either…3 Stars Out of 5

Skinwalkers
Skinwalkers is an interesting twist on the werewolf legend.  Full of action, it'll keep you involved.  3 Stars Out of 5

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow looks like it's right out of the 30's. It's look is amazing. Jude Law is entertaining, Gwyneth Paltrow is wooden, and Angelina Jolie is interesting, but she doesn't appear in the film until about an hour into it, and then she's only on screen for about ten minutes. This is a very busy movie that has a lot going on, but there's not much story. It actually drags in spots. Just because things are whiz-banging on screen, doesn't mean it's interesting. I applaud it's ambition, but it's execution is a bit disappointing.
3 Stars Out of 5

Sky High
Sky High is an enjoyable family comedy that provides a couple of hours of pleasant diversion, with parents recognizing the 80's cover tunes in the soundtrack, and enjoying the performances of Kurt Russell and Kelly Preston, while the kids enjoy the themes of teen awkwardness.  I especially liked Bruce Campbell in his role as coach Boomer, a super hero turned teacher.  3 Stars Out of 5


Sleepover
Mika Boorem is the standout in Sleepover. She shines while the rest of the cast sleeps it's way through the movie. There are some disturbing scenes between 14-year-old girls and males that are way too old to have any romantic interest in them. Parents may want to think twice before letting their kids see this due to its twisted take on right and wrong. I was glad my daughter didn't want to see this.
2 Stars out of 5

Slither
Slither is a throwback to the great B movie horror films of the 80's.  This is wickedly funny, campy, spooky and wonderfully original.  It revels in gore and revulsion, but with a sense of humor that had me laughing all the way through!  I loved Slither so much I watched it twice!  (and I NEVER do that!)  4½ Stars Out of 5

Smart People - Miramax - Rated R
Smart People, while not awful, has only glimmers of greatness.  It has a good script, and Ellen Page and Thomas Haden Church shine, but Dennis Quaid stumbles in the lead role and holds back what should have been a better film.  It's not a total waste of time, but the relationship challenged black comedy might have been much better if the focus were more on Page and Church. 
3 Stars Out of 5

Smokin' Aces
Gleeful in it's over the top excessive violence, Smokin' Aces is a cross between Oceans 11 and Pulp Fiction.  The all star ensemble cast is pretty good, with Alicia Keys showing she's got a future in acting.  The film's almost a farce until the twist ending in the last five minutes when everything turns deadly serious and ruins all the fun. 
3 Stars Out of 5

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes On A Plane does what it sets out to do.  It entertains.  It doesn't take itself too seriously, but does give its share of thrills.  It's funny, campy, and a great time.  Samuel L. Jackson is terrific, but there is also a great performance by Keenan Thompson.  The snakes look computer generated, but seeing where and how they bite people in this very R rated film is most of the fun!  I can't really tell you about it, but the funniest scenes happen in the bathroom.  3 ½ Stars Out of 5


Solaris
I still don't quite know what to make of Solaris. George Clooney is very good and somewhat underplays his role as a futuristic psychologist who tries to find out what has gone wrong in a ship studying the planet Solaris. He finds his wife aboard. Problem is, she's been dead for years. This one keeps you guessing and thinking. And might for days...3 ½ Stars Out of 5

Something New
Something New starts out with some promise.  But it quickly becomes a standard chick flick that is at times a bit heavy handed with its racial imagery and even gets preachy at times.  Something New…isn't.  2 ½ Stars Out of 5

Something's Gotta Give
With a stellar cast and a wonderful script, Something's Gotta Give succeeds on every level.  The real surprise about the film is how Diane Keaton steals the movie.  That is a formidable thing considering the films other performances.  There are a load of laughs and a lot of heart in this one.  It is the year's best romantic comedy!
4 ½ Stars Out of 5

Son Of The Mask
Over the top computer effects and over the top acting sink Son of The Mask.  It's only a pale imitation of it's predecessor, but this is like a bad drug trip.  Jamie Kennedy can be good.  I liked his TV show "The Jamie Kennedy Experiment," but here, he tries too hard to be zany.  He's just overacting…badly.  Part of that is very bad directing.  But this sequel was a stupid idea.  We haven't seen a movie of this quality since Baby Geniuses 2, and Dumb and Dumerer. 
2 Stars Out of 5

Soul Plane
 Did you see the trailer for Soul Plane?  If you did, you saw the best parts of this laughless comedy.  This film crashed on takeoff.  It should never have been allowed on the runway.
1 Star Out of 5

Spartan
In Spartan, interesting story telling keeps you guessing until the end.  Witty dialogue and pretty good performances from Val Kilmer and William H. Macy  keep you involved in the film when you can't quite figure out what's going on.  When it all wraps up, it makes for a pretty good film.
3 ½ Stars Out of 5

Spellbound
Spellbound is thoroughly captivating and engrossing. You'll get quickly wrapped up in the kid's stories and how they do in the national spelling bee. It's a strange story line for a movie, but a really good film that the whole family will enjoy.4 Stars Out of 5

Spider
Spider is very powerful. It is one of those movies that doesn't spell everything out for you and makes you think about it for a long while afterwards. It's been three days since I saw it and I'm still wrestling with some of the concepts. Dark and oppressively bleak, Spider moves at a snails pace, but features tremendous performances by Ralph Fiennes who completely transforms himself into the pitiful title character, and a surprising Miranda Richardson in dual roles.4 Stars Out of 5

Spiderman
Lot's of action, add in a few thrills, great direction by Sam Raimi, special effects and a cast that meshes perfectly they all combine to bring the classic comic book superhero to the big screen. Tobey Maguire didn't seem the right choice to me to play spiderman, but he really was. Kirsten Dunst is wonderful, and Willem Dafoe always plays a great bad guy. Sum it up in one word...Terrific!
4 ½ Stars Out of 5

Spiderman 2
Spiderman 2 is one of the very best comic book movies ever. It is totally entertaining. It has a perfect mix of action, humor and story. There are vast improvements in the special effects, and there is more character development. Tobey Maguire, as Spiderman, shows new self doubt which adds more interest to his part. And Alfred Molina as Doc Ock is plays his part to perfection. Sure it's a popcorn movie, but it's a really good popcorn movie. It lives up to the hype and then some.
5 Stars Out of 5

Spiderman 3
For all of the hype and the ticket sales, Spiderman 3 ends up being a big disappointment.  It's not that it's a bad movie, but it doesn't come close to the first two episodes. It takes too long to get going, drags and plods on, and never really goes anywhere.  There are too many story lines and subplots to keep track of.  It's also about an hour too long.  Some of the acting is downright bad.  Tobey Maguire does a ridiculous Saturday Night Fever strut dressed like Garth Brooks as Chris Gaines.  Kirsten Dunst phones in her performance, and she sings…badly, not once but twice!  It is by far the weakest of the series.  As Randy Jackson might say, "It's on the pitchy side and just aight for me."  3 Stars Out of 5

The Spiderwick Chronicles - Paramount - Rated PG
The Spiderwick Chronicles is a fantastic family film in every sense of the word. Adults will like this as much as the kids, although it is too scary for the little ones younger than, say 7 or 8.  It's got near-constant action, terrific creatures and special effects.  It's extraordinarily entertaining, action-packed fun!  4 ½ Stars Out of 5

Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmeron
Exhilerating and uplifing with but with very little dialogue. This features great music by Bryan Adams. Beautifully drawn, I loved it. My 9 year old was less enthusiastic...
4 Stars Out of 5

Spirited Away
Spirited Away is imaginative and original and is the best animated film in a long time. It has a story that is totally engrossing. Inventive and interesting for adults, and children alike. It deserved it's Oscar!
5 Stars Out of 5

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
The Spongebob Squarepants TV show is fast paced and a gag a minute, but the movie seems to have added a lot of fluff to stretch a single episode into movie length. There are some brief very funny parts that show the same brilliance as the TV show, but for the most part, the movie is slow and drags. My daughter fell asleep! The ending has David Hasslehoff in his baywatch shorts acting as a ship with the main characters riding on his legs. That was creepy.
2 ½ Stars Out of 5

Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter and Spring
Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter and Spring is one of the most beautifully shot films I have ever seen.  Every frame projects serenity and peace.  This is a Buddhist inspired film, but is not a "religious" movie. It is a spiritual one, though. It tells a story of balance.  It is rewarding, stirring and symbolic, and worth repeated viewings. 
4 Stars Out of 5

Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams
It is a rare sequel that is better than the original. This one is better. The original cast is back in this family friendly film with some brilliant additions, namely Ricardo Montalban and Steve Buscemi, who both add immensely to it's enjoyment. It also features Emily Osment (Haley Joel's sister, who does a pretty good job, but probably won't be nominated for an Oscar.) This is funny, with more gadgets and more adventure. It might be a bit scary for the under 5 age group. (monsters and skeletons that come to life)3 1/2 Stars Out of 5

Spy Kids 3D: Game Over
The title is Spy Kids 3D: Game Over and I'm glad it's over! The first movie was delightful, while the second was fun. But this hardly resembles a movie! Sylvester Stallone plays multiple roles and looks more uncomfortable than we have ever seen him. Ricardo Montalban does keep most of his dignity as the other main character in the movie besides the kids. The rest of the cast's roles are only cameos and although Antonio Banderas is given top billing, he's only in the film for about 30 seconds. And the old style 3D with the red and blue colors makes this mostly unwatchable.1 ½ Stars Out of 5

The Squid and the Whale
The Squid and the Whale sounds like a children's movie, but it's definitely not.  It's the story of the breakup of a family and the emotional fallout that goes with it.  Crass and shocking at times, it features great dialogue with a storyline that doesn't do much but kept me involved.  It is wonderfully acted with Jeff Daniels giving one of his best performances ever.  3 ½ Stars Out of 5

Stage Beauty
In Stage Beauty, Claire Daines steals the movie with a brilliant performance as a woman who wants to be an actress in a time where women are prohibited from being actresses. Billy Crudup is superb in his role as the consummate stage female. This is a bawdy, entertaining story of obsolescence.
3 ½ Stars Out of 5

Standing In The Shadows of Motown
Great music and an interesting story of some of the most famous musicians you've never heard of. The Funk Brothers were the engine that propelled Motown during its heyday, writing and playing the instruments for some of the labels biggest hits. Since this documentary has been made, we've lost a few of the members of the Funk Brothers, and this stands as a fitting legacy to them.
4 Stars Out of 5

The Station Agent
The Station Agent is a movie I didn't want to end.  The characters are so richly drawn, and you end up caring for all of them so much, you want to spend the rest of your life with them.  The movie is quirky, and an absolute delight.  If you miss this, you will be denying yourself a true pleasure.
4 Stars Out of 5

Star Trek: Nemesis
After a slow first third of the movie, this finally kicks into gear. Star Trek fans will generally like this. But, some of the effects and make-up were obviously lower budget than we're used to seeing. The Romulans had a distinctive rubbery look… This has a sort of "been there, done that" feel, but for the most part, I liked it. It is the tenth Star Trek movie and I'd place it in the top 7, and give it 3 ½ Stars Out of 5.

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
George Lucas says that the Star Wars films are all part of the same movie. That is really hard to believe. The first films all had a real sense of adventure and fun. Episodes one and two have been relatively humorless. Episode 2 does improve on its predecessor, but doesn't measure up to any of the first three. This is a busy movie. Too busy! In just about every scene there is some kind of computer generated thing in the back ground whizzing by. Computers are great, but this was over kill! It does have a great look, but the acting is flat, and this movie is too long. If you split it into thirds, The first third is OK, the second third take a nap, the last third rocks! If I were the guy that camped out by the theater for 2 months, I'd have my head examined. Star Wars: Episode 2 Attack of the Clones is good, but not that good.
3 ½ Stars Out of 5

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
I haven't been a big fan of the second trilogy of Star Wars movies.  The first two, The Phantom Menace and The Attack of the Clones were, I thought, humorless, and wooden.  I am happy to say that Star Wars The Revenge of the Sith is none of the above.  The opening scenes are some of the most amazing ever put on the screen, and the fun is back.  While it is a darker film than any of the others, it does balance that somewhat with a sense of humor.  George Lucas has always been better with the special effects than with humans, and that is still the case here, but he returns to the spirit of the original trilogy with this outstanding movie that will earn every cent of the kajillions it rakes in.  4 ½ Stars Out of 5

Stardust
Stardust is a finely acted, brilliantly original blast of a movie with terrific special effects, a great story and a very funny Robert DeNiro.  It's been described as a Fairy Tale for adults, but the older kids will love it too. 4 Stars Out of 5

Starsky & Hutch
If you don't remember much about the TV show, you might find Starsky & Hutch fairly enjoyable.  If you are a fan of the original, you may want to stick with the DVD release of the first season.  Mild comedic moments punctuate the action and when the film is said and done, Will Ferrell steals the movie in his small role as a jailed bad guy.  Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller do have a good chemistry, and I'd like to see them together again in another, different and better movie.  3 Stars Out of 5

Starting Out in the Evening - Roadside Attractions - Rated PG-13
In Starting Out in the Evening, Frank Langella delivers a masterful performance - his best ever!  This is a terrific movie with main characters that are so fully developed you care deeply for each of them.  It is a brilliant and moving film that I'm still thinking about days later.  Start out with this movie and have a great time.  4 Stars Out of 5

Stay
I'm still scratching my head about Stay.  It's like a jigsaw puzzle you've bought at a garage sale where half of the pieces are missing.  The picture on the box looks intriguing, and you might try to put it together, but in the end, you have nothing.  Ewan McGregor and Naomi Watts do the best they can, and while the film seems interesting at first, I was totally confused for the whole film and at the end I could only say, Huh?   2 Stars Out of 5
 
Stay Alive
Stay Alive is a standard thriller with not so many thrills.  It's about a video game that kills.  Kind of like the web site that killed in fear dot com.  There are a few jumps and chills at the beginning, but wait for the unrated version to come out on DVD for any good scares.  2 ½ Stars Out of 5

Stealing Harvard
It's not horrid. It's not good, either. But it does have a few laughs, and if you can overlook Tom Green, it's not a TOTAL waste of time...Jason Lee shows us how you can still manage to look pretty good even though you are in a relatively bad movie.  2 Stars Out of 5

Stealth
Stealth seems to be living up to its name.  It swooped into theaters without being noticed, and will swoop out without anyone caring.  It's just as well.  This movie is a bigger bomb than the ones the planes carry!  This movie cost 100 million dollars to make.  But it's really about a plane with a mind like Kitt in Knight Rider that talks and then gets struck by lightning so he comes to life but he has…evil plans!   This is an insanely stupid, melodramatic and implausible waste of time.  Sam Shepherd is laughable as the military general run amuck, and Jamie Foxx's part is so small, he's hardly there.  Don't waste your bucks on this bucket of bolts…1 ½ stars Out of 5

Step Up
Step Up is the same movie we've seen many times before with different titles…Dirty Dancing, Footloose, Flashdance, Fame, Save The Last Dance…I could go on, but you get the point.  The stars look nice, but the acting leaves a lot to be desired.  Step Up is predictable and stays very much in the formula of the "let's put on a show" movie.  2 ½ Stars Out of 5

Step Up 2 The Streets - Touchstone - Rated PG-13
Golly!  Step Up 2 The Streets.  Another dance movie.  But this one is completely different! This time the girl is from the inner city and the guy is the one going to art school.  Last time around it was reversed, so it's really all…new…and different…this time.  It's got clichés aplenty, some hilariously bad acting and some decent dance stuff.  It's also got the same plot as all of the other recent dance movies: your dreams will come true if you just step up to the roll bounce and show the world how she move when you stomp the yard, and you got served…2 Stars Out of 5

The Stepford Wives
The Stepford Wives has a wry sense of humor that abounds in social commentary, and features colorful performances with a nice twist at the end. But Faith Hill fans will likely be disappointed in her very small role.   3 Stars Out of 5

Stick It
Mediocre acting from the entire cast somewhat hobbles Stick It.  Jeff Bridges chews gum in every scene and talks through it in all of his dialogue with the effect that he sounds like he has loose dentures.  The film plays like a long music video, but has an endearing quality, and ends up being kind of fun.  Teen girls are its audience, and they should love it.  3 Stars Out of 5

Stomp The Yard
Decent but forgettable, Stomp the Yard is exactly like so many other movies you've seen before.  There's nothing new here.  It sticks to the dance contest movie formula exactly.  There is lots of posturing and quick cuts, loud music, but not much entertainment.  I left thinking "who cares?"  2 Stars Out of 5


The Story of the Weeping Camel
The Story of the Weeping Camel is a fascinating glimpse into the life of Mongolian nomads. Part fiction and part documentary, this film quickly won me over and proved why it was nominated for an academy award.  4 Stars Out of 5

Stranger Than Fiction
Stranger Than Fiction is good for at most, a chuckle or two.  It has an underwhelming script, direction and performances by everyone except Will Ferrell.  He shows us a new tender, dramatic side that is going to be amazing in another, better film.  2 ½ Stars Out of 5

Street Kings - 20th Century Fox - Rated R
Street Kings stars the ever-wooden Keanu Reeves who tries really hard, but still can't quite muster much in the way of emotion.  Or expressions.  The film loses focus many times in many ways with abandoned plot points not quite outnumbering the gunshots, peppered with amazingly silly, horrible dialogue.  Oh, and will someone please feed Forrest Whittaker?  He spent the entire movie chewing scenery!  Obviously, subtle wasn't a word used here.  The movie's lesson: if you don't like it, kill it.  OK, lets put the movie out of its misery.  1 ½ Stars Out of 5

Stephen King's The Mist - MGM - Rated R
Stephen King's The Mist has lots of cool monsters and plenty of suspense with some moments of humor.  But Marcia Gay Harden's performance is too over the top, and the movie quickly escalates into stupidity with a feeble try at irony that kills the film and leaves the audience hanging.  3 Stars Out of 5

Strange Wilderness - Paramount - Rated R
Strange Wilderness is dopey.  There are lots of dope jokes, and the jokes that aren't dope related, are really stupid.  Steve Zahn does his best, but is surrounded by dopes, so he struggles.  Just say no to Strange Wilderness.  2 Stars Out of 5

Stop-Loss - Paramount - Rated R
Stop-Loss is the latest Hollywood attack on the US military and the brave men and women that serve in it.  This time, it's the MTV version of the Iraq war.  You know, the one where everybody that serves is crazy except those who come to their senses and become deserters, and how the military is run by a bunch of no good leaders that go back on their word?  And only the bad guys reenlist.  Al Qaeda will love this!  Me?  I detested it.  1 Star Out of 5

Stuart Little 2
This is almost as good as the first film. It has a great family message that is touching and funny at the same time. If you want an entertaining, feel good move to see with your whole family, this is it.
3 1/2 Stars Out of 5

Stuck On You
Stuck On You seems to be about Farrelly Brothers lite. Is it somewhat offensive?  Yes, but less so than other Farrelly brothers comedies.  There is less to be offended at than Cat In the Hat.   This is the least gross of their films, but it's also the least funny.  And aren't laughs what a comedy is supposed to have?  There is also less to care about than their other films.  So if you are trying to cut back on laughing, and caring, this might be for you, otherwise, skip it.  2 Stars Out of 5

Suits on The Loose
Suits on The Loose is a very entertaining low budget comedy with just the right mix of fun and warmth.  It has LDS themes, but never gets preachy, and is a film everyone will enjoy.  The appealing cast is terrific.  I really liked this film.  3 ½ Stars Out of 5

The Sum of All Fears
A few jumps in logic don't hinder too badly this latest Jack Ryan tale from Tom Clancy. But is this a prequel? In this film, Jack Ryan has only been at the CIA for 14 months, and is not married. But this has references to Bill Clinton so it appears to be modern day. The confusing plot lines were muddied to accommodate new star Ben Affleck. If you let the movie stand on its own, without reference to any of the other films, it is good. This is chilling, heart in your throat action.  4 Stars Out of 5

Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
I lost several IQ points having to endure Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 easily the worst movie so far this year. Bad computer effects, horrid dialogue, writing and sets are the best part of this monstrosity. If your children want you to go to see this, consider getting a full body waxing instead. You'll have less pain. Oh, and please send money to Jon Voight. He is so obviously desperate for money he'll do anything.
½ Star Out of 5

Superbad
Superbad isn't. As a matter of fact, it is the funniest comedy all year.  It is uproaringly hilarious and extremely crude but has a warmth to it with characters and dialogue that ring true.  I laughed so hard my sides hurt.  It's a super surprise at the end of a mediocre summer.  4 ½ Stars Out of 5

Supercross The Movie
Dude, Supercross The Movie  is like, well, it's like a bunch of races with some, like talking in between…oh, and bro, there is like major product placement.  It's like a long infomercial.  And lines like this: "I love your hunger. You're like a rabid dog."  Wow.  And it's shot in a grainy ultra low budget style that makes it look like it cost, like, 4 dollars.  ESPN is better and it's free.  So, dude, to sum up, Supercross is like, super awful.  1 Star Out of 5

Superhero Movie - MGM - Rated PG-13
Superhero Movie has the same formula, the same jokes and the same overly slapstick humor as all the other film-spoof movies of the last several years, with too many pop culture references, this time mostly relying on the internet for inspiration.  If you're not a Perez Hilton visitor, you won't get half the jokes, (even though they are, for the most part, not worth getting.)  I laughed twice.  Look up in the sky!  It's a bird, a plane...No, it's another joke falling flat.  Not so super.  2 Stars Out of 5

Superman Returns
To quote Superman Returns, he stands for "Truth Justice…all that stuff."  What happened to the American way?  They left it out!  I suppose the producers who are counting on a global audience caved in to the politically correct police.  That's the only beef I have with this movie.  Contrary to rumors, Superman is still pining for Lois Lane.  Newcomer Brandon Routh as Superman looks so much like Christopher Reeve, at times it's eerie.  He does a great job in his first big film.  I loved Spacey as Lex Luthor, he's perfect for the part, but Parker Posey as Luthor's girlfriend gets all the funny lines.  Kate Bosworth as Lois, plays her as beautiful and smart, but gives the character an appealing, unavailable side that I liked.  Superman Returns has terrific special effects with a great opening sequence, an interesting storyline, and everything you want a popcorn movie to be.  I loved it!  4 ½ Stars Out of 5

Supersize Me
Supersize Me is funny, riveting, and, ultimately shocking for anyone who has a taste for Big Macs.  This film covers the filmmaker as he engages in a 30-day diet eating nothing but food from McDonalds menu.  It made me want to run out and eat nothing but raw vegetables and hit the exercise bike…relentlessly…
4 ½ Stars Out of 5

Surf's Up
Surf's Up documentary style puts an original and fresh twist on the animated talking animal movie.  It's fun, interesting and not preachy.  Yes, there is some questionable humor about polishing trophies and there's the usual contingent of potty humor, but it has a lot to like.  There's enough to keep the adults entertained while satisfying the children too.  I liked it better than Happy Feet.  3 ½ Stars Out of 5
 
Surviving Christmas
This is the time of year we expect scary movies. Surviving Christmas is scary, but only because it is so bad. It's an unfunny, unbelievable comedy. Some great talent in the form of Catherine O'Hara and James Gandolfini is wasted here. Christina Applegate tries her best, but can't make anything out of her ridiculously written role. Ben Affleck had better start picking better films. Or, if he took some acting lessons, he could be in an independent film. But maybe it's time for him to start writing again. After all, he did win an Oscar for it, along with Matt Damon. But please, Ben, spare us from any more of this kind of film.  2 Stars Out of 5

Suspect Zero
Suspect Zero is an average murder mystery that really isn't very mysterious.
It has good intentions and starts out promising, but we know everything from the beginning and never care too much about the end. Ben Kingsley makes this film seem better than it is.
2 ½ Stars Out of 5

S.W.A.T.
S.W.A.T. ends up being a whole lot of fun. I really didn't expect to like this, but ended up having a great time! It is more than your typical summer-blow-everything-up action movie. This film has a real attitude from beginning to end and Samuel L Jackson is a big part of that. He has a really great chemistry with costar Colin Farrell. The plot is a bit thin on believability at times, but overlook that and go have a great time. And watch for a cameo by the TV show's Hondo, Steve Forrest.3 ½ Stars Out of 5

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street - Dreamworks/Paramount- Rated R
It is hard to envision anyone other than Tim Burton directing Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.  His vision and style are absolutely perfect.  This has some very dark humor, but is really a horror movie set to music.  Johnny Depp does an admirable job in this bloody, dark, disturbing, and great film.  4 ½ Stars Out of 5

Sweet Home Alabama
Sure it's a chick-flick, we knew that going in! But this happens to be a pretty good chick-flick. With a cast that is really outstanding, and a pretty good story to build things on, Reece Witherspoon matures nicely in this enjoyable delight. I especially enjoyed Candice Bergen and Mary Kay Place as the different mothers of the engaged couple. Another thing I liked about this movie is there is no real bad guy. That's refreshing.3 ½ Stars Out of 5

Swimf@n
Not much new here...If you've seen the Trailer, you've pretty much seen the film. It's young stars have bright futures, and Erica Christiansen does her best to spook us, but in the end this is predictable, and not very exciting.
2 ½ Stars Out of 5

Sydney White
Sydney White was originally going to be called Sydney White and the Seven Dorks, but it's really a cross between Legally Blond, Mean Girls and Revenge of the Nerds.  The Snow White references are peppered throughout, it even uses the term Hi Ho, although this use Disney never dreamed of.  Amanda Bynes is very talented but is squandering her career on tripe like this cartoonishly stupid, laughless blunder.  1 ½ Stars Out of 5

Sylvia
Sylvia is not a movie you go to see to get into a happy mood, but Gwyneth Paltrow turns in a stunning performance as the suicidal poet Sylvia Plath.  If you are a fan of her work, it is an interesting study into her poetry and why she ended her own life.  4 Stars Out of 5

Syriana
Syriana features several stories that are twisted together and eventually converge.  The problem is, it doesn't do that very well.  It's confusing.   It's difficult to keep the various plot lines straight.  It is very well acted by George Clooney who does some great work here, along with the rest of the cast.  But I didn't like the movie.  It is a heavy handed America bash fest.  Oil companies are portrayed as the villain, along with the FBI and CIA.   2 ½ Stars Out of 5